If You're In Israel And Want A Little Romance, Head To Burger Kings For Some Sex Toys
If you think Burger King isn’t a romantic enough destination for a Valentine’s Day date, it’s willing to sweeten the deal with a couple of beers and a sex toy. In a deal being offered only in Israel, and only after 6pm on Tuesday, the chain is selling an “Adults Meal” that comes with two Whoppers and two packs of fries, as well as the beers and the “adult toy,” Adweek reports. Burger King Israel hasn’t specified the toys on offer, though an ad posted on Facebook shows a satin mask, a scalp massager, and a feather duster, the San Francisco Chronicle notes.
Talk about a whopper of a deal, folks. (boooo)
Nothing says romance like getting some fast food and sex. No need to go to a fancy steakhouse or french restaurant to set the mood. Crack those beers in the booth and let the inhibitions just melt away. Before you know it you’ll be on your way to fingering someone in the elevator like that new Fifty Shades commercial. Erotic fantasy!
“Have dinner with me…” <<
Whatever you do, don’t let the haters and losers (of which there are many) tell you that romance is dead on Valentine’s Day. It isn’t. It’s alive and well at Burger King. Now put on that satin mask, give me the scalp massager, feather duster, and take off your pants and jacket.